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Paratroopers Wanted T-Shirt

Regular price £14.95

100% heavyweight cotton T-Shirt with the Parachute Regiment cap badge at the front and some Paratrooper banter at the back (see below). A great wear for the serving and ex-serving members of The Parachute Regiment.

The prints on the shirts are ink-based and form part of the garment rather than being printed on top, so the print feels soft and stretches with the garment. This means that if washed normally, the prints will last as long, as the T-shirt. We also use 100% biodegradable, water-based inks which are safe for children and infants meeting the strictest industry standards.

Message on the T-Shirt

Paratroopers Wanted:

We are looking for hard drinking, good looking, tough fighting special lovers.There are a lot of fat, ugly, boring people out there. If you are one of them, do not bother reading any more. Just f**k off.

As a paratrooper, you’ll have countless fights with your fellow soldiers. You will win.What’s more, you’ll enjoy active service with some of the finest ladies the world the world can offer. Lucky them.

If you’d like to have a bash at being a paratrooper and can hold your own at drinking, forget the devastating implications for your girlfriends – APPLY NOW.

We offer a flat rate, location based worldwide delivery so no matter how many items you order, the delivery charge will remain the same.

Delivery Table




United Kingdom


2-3 Working Days



6-9 Working Days

Rest of the World


8-14 Working Days


Dispatch times

All orders are dispatched within 3-5 working days.


Where an order has been delayed or not dispatched within the stated times, we will ship it via Royal Mail 1st Class which takes 1-2 working days hence still meeting the estimated delivery times.

Free Delivery

We offer free delivery to the United Kingdom for all orders above £50. Please remember to use the discount "FREE50" at the check out.


  • Dispatch times do not include Saturday and Sunday
  • Delivery times are to be added on top of our dispatch time.

For more, info please contact us.